Last Year I
Bought a Fresh Turkey
By Doreen Reed
Last year I bought a fresh turkey
I’d invited a few friends to stay
It would be nice to have a traditional lunch
Together on Christmas Day.
I should have known it was too big for my oven
But I guess I got carried away,
So I cut it in two and cooked
half Christmas Eve
The rest I cooked on Christmas
Day
Though I say it myself it was
delicious
My friends were very impressed
Even after they’d all had second
helpings
I still had lots of it left.
I cut some up for Tibs, my cat
He enjoyed this special treat
So I minced some more and filled
a large bowl
With enough to feed him for a
week
On Boxing Day we had turkey cold
With chutney and celery too
The next day I made a few
dumplings
And we all had a nice Turkey
stew.
I made some Turkey pate
We had that on toast for tea
The following day there was still
plenty left
So I made a Turkey curry
Next day I would make a Turkey
pie
I still had 4lbs or more
But my friends found reasons to
go home
And my cat kind of moved in next
door.
So I put the meat in my freezer
Cooked the carcass to make some
stock
I defrosted a packet of seafood
And had that stir-fried in my Wok
We are meeting up again this
Christmas
This time it will be a winner
They considered my culinary
skills from before
We are going to a Hotel for our
dinner.